While Bruce and Patti aren’t hosting their usual Halloween display because its popularity was overwhelming their neighborhood, the Boss does have a new song (and video) available online, “A Night With the Jersey Devil”: “If you grew up in central or south Jersey, you grew up with the ‘Jersey Devil.’ Here’s a little musical Halloween treat. Have fun!”
Author: Andrew Raff
Mad Men Simpsons-ized
For Treehouse of Horror XIX:
via Videogum. This is seriously the 19th Treehouse of Horror episode? Is there anything The Simpsons hasn’t done yet?
30 Rock is back… next week
But it’s streaming on Hulu starting today:
I was wrong
Given the length of time that it’s been rumored to be close to completion, I always figured that the release of Guns N’ Roses “Chinese Democracy” would be preceded by the emergence of Chinese democracy as a political system. But here is Axl’s single, Chinese Democracy
There is another month until the release of the album, but I wouldn’t count on China becoming any ore democratic in that time.
But at least you, the American music and soda pop fan, can get a free Dr. Pepper, thanks to Axl finally letting the world in on his album.
El Jezel gets their golden ticket
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!
El Jezel was so thrilled to get their ticket into CMJ that they recorded it on film:
El Jezel plays The Delancey early on Saturday evening as part of a long night of NYC bands for the Stereoactive NYC showcase and 5th Anniversary part.
The CMJ Band Name Index 2008
The CMJ festival rolls into town next week. While we’ll have some number of posts about shows during the week, one of the best parts of these big festivals is looking through the list of bands for trends in band naming.
Colors
Black dominates this category with 10 bands. White is a strong second with 5. Blue defeats Red for third place with 3 bands claiming allegiance. (OK, one band is both black and white and another is both red and blue.)
- Black
- Another Black Day
- The Black & White Years
- Black Clouds
- The Black Hollies
- Black Ice
- Black Joe Lewis
- Black Milk
- Black Taxi
- Blackmarket
- Blackstrap
- Lucinda Black Bear
- White
- The Black & White Years
- Dances With White Girls
- White Lies
- White Rainbow
- White Shoes & The Couples Company
- Blue
- Red
- Brown
- Others
Animals
The number one threat to CMJ is bears! Or bands named after bears. 8 groups look to the bear for their names. Tigers have 4 band names. Various birds combine for 5 names. Horses, Apes and Whales also inspire multiple bands.
- Bears
- Bear Hands
- Bear In Heaven
- Bear Number 141
- Bearsuit
- I Wrestled A Bear Once
- Lucinda Black Bear
- Minus the Bear
- Mostly Bears
- Tigers
- Birds
- Horses
- Apes
- Whales
- Others
Royalty
The king stays the king in the category
- King Darves
- The King Left
- King Reign
- King Tuff
- Prince Terrence
- Royal Bangs
- The Royal Chains
- Royal Vagabonds
- The Royalties
Food
- Bamboo Shoots
- Cheeseburger
- Lemonade
- Lieutenant Marscapone
- Peachcake
- The Poison Control Center
- Restavrant
- Salt & Samovar
- Wild Sweet Orange
Weather
Ringo Starr
Other People
Gender
Girls are more popular than boys who are more popular than men who are more popular than women.
- Girls
- Vivian Girls
- Arsonists Get All The Girls
- Bodega Girls
- Dances With White Girls
- Girls Like Cigarettes
- The Jealous Girlfriends
- Po’ Girl
- Rich Girls
- Scouting for Girls
- Shiragirl
- Boys
- Lee Boys
- Pie Boys Flat
- Boy Genius
- Dieselboy
- The Friday Night Boys
- Homeboy Sandman
- The Jones Street Boys
- Men
- Women
Geography and Places
- Awesome New Republic
- Beach House
- The Broken West
- The Bronx
- Bridges and Powerlines
- Brighton MA
- California King
- Canada
- The Carribean
- The Coast
- Continental Divide
- Ex Norwegian
- Grand Avenue
- The Hong Kong Blood Opera
- High Places
- Hollywood Holt
- Home and Garden
- Iran
- Japandroids
- The Jones Street Boys
- Land Of Talk
- The Midway State
- Nakatomi Plaza
- The Northern
- Princeton
- Radio Luxembourg
- Oxford Collapse
- Palomar
- The Sea
- Tunnels to Holland
- Sunny Day Glasgow
- Vancougar
- Zimbabwe Legit
Modern Clothes
Punctuation
The explanation point wins this category by a landslide!
- 30H3!
- Cause Co-motion!
- Die! Die! Die!
- Dimitry!!!
- Elizabeth !
- Hey Rosetta!
- Simon Says No!
- Stook!
- Tiger! Shit! Tiger! Tiger!
- T!Katz
- DD/MM/YY
- Ki: Theory
- Kid:Nap:Kin
- pit-er-pat
Shhhh
So nice, they named it twice (or more)
- Die! Die! Die!
- Motel Motel
- Picture Picture
- Shout Out Out Out Out
- Takka Takka
- Tiger! Shit! Tiger! Tiger!
Other Notably Entertaining Band Names
- Arsonists Get All The Girls
- A BIG YES and a small no
- Check Out the Tits on Tituba
- Ex Norwegian
- Experimental Dental School
- French Horn Rebellion (FHR)
- Girls Like Cigarettes
- Good Times Crisis Band
- The Hong Kong Blood Opera
- Hooray For Humans
- I’m Not Jim
- Its Not You Its Me
- Miracles of Modern Science
- My Imaginary Friends
- The Naked And Famous
- Nathaniel Hoho and the Click Clack Boom
- The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
- The Phenomenal Handclap Band
- The Pimps of Joytime
- See You Next Tuesday
- Thank You For The Drum Machine
- The Toxic Avenger
- Tractor Operator
- Underwater Tea Party
- Wooden Nickle
Who are you looking forward to seeing? Who is worth checking out? Who is skippable?
The Remnants
“It’s a comedy about a group of squabbling survivors in post-apocalyptic Los Angeles. Tonally, it’s a cross between The Stand and The Office.” Stars include Justine Bateman, Ze Frank and Ernie Hudson. Seriously.
The Remnants (preview) from John August on Vimeo.
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The Show with Ze Frank, Sept. 11, 2006:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Sept. 20, 2001:
Goes Cube Blog Post #77
Over at Ear Farm, Goes Cube gives up on From the Inside Looking Out: Goes Cube (premiere of “Clenching Jaws”) : EAR FARM :: music information helps grow ears: “Not long ago, we decided that ‘Goes Cube Song 58’ should be called ‘Sorry, Were You Sleeping?’, ‘Goes Cube Song 59’ should be called ‘Read Right,’ ‘Goes Cube Song 61’ should be called ‘Loose Ends,’ ‘Goes Cube Song 62’ should be called ‘Gravestones Like Chess Pieces’ and ‘Goes Cube Song 63’ should be called ‘Clenching Jaws.’ ‘Goes Cube Song 60’ will change, too, but it’s an instrumental and not recorded, so we’re taking our time picking out a real interesting title for that one.”
I will be horribly disappointed if they never get around to writing and recording “Goes Cube Song #√-1” (square root of -1, in other words, the imaginary number i)
Zombie Stalin
This video has been making its way arund the web and is pretty awesome. Fear Zombie Stalin!
GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO – BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.